Fear of Ducks

Opens May 13, 2010 through August 28, 2010

Back again to the shaded oasis of Precious Trees (Houston's most planned, planned community).  Where the water is a perfect shade of blue and the skies are not cloudy all day.  Houston satire reigns as RMT pokes a little fun at our glorious city.

You'll Never Forget the End of the World

Opens September 2, 2010 through November 20, 2010

The Very Reverend Jiffy Dillard is the most popular T.V. evangelist in the world.  His Houston-based church is a former football stadium, seating 80,000 people.  So when the popular evangelist announces that the end of the world will take place on December 11th, his followers take him seriously. 

But talk show host Oaf Monahan, the most powerful woman in show business, is determined to expose Dillard as a fraud, and when she brings her show to Houston, the entire world is watching. 

Adding to the fun, this “Clash of the Titans” is sponsored by Houston’s best-known furniture salesman, Uncle Dan. 

A Fertle Holiday

Opens November 26, 2010 through January 15, 2011

It's the twenty-sixth anniversary of RMT's first Fertle family comedy. Once again, the Fertles are home for the holidays. Grab your butter pie and make your reservations early. This one sells out fast, and it's your last chance to see it..

A Fertle Farewell

Opens January 20, 2011 through April 23, 2011

The Fertles, and all of the citizens of Dumpster, come together for a final time. It's a brand new show, and it's sure to please Fertle fans everywhere. Come help us say goodbye to Ned and all his kin, they'll surely thank you all for kindly droppin' in.